The Top Problems Only SF Kids Have


SAN FRANCISCO, CA - FEBRUARY 18: A view of San Francisco's famed Painted Ladies victorian houses on February 18, 2014 in San Francisco, California. According to a report by mortgage resource site, an annual salary of $115,510 is needed to purchase a house in San Francisco where the median home price is $682,410. The report included 25 of the nations largest metropolitan cities with Cleveland, Ohio being the cheapest with a needed salary of $19,435 to purchase a home. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

I see more Google buses than school buses.

I just discovered what rain is thanks to something called El Nino. 

My parents think letting me run around at a winery is equivalent to taking me to a playground.

I had no say in my preschool choice because Mommy and Daddy signed me up before I was born.

Why do I have to wear a coat? It’s July.

I found a bag of yummy snacks in the garage, but Mommy won’t let me eat them because they’re for earthquakes.

My preschool replaced nap time with Introductory Coding.

My parents had to put special brakes on my stroller to prevent me from rolling down the hills.

The last time we went to Off the Grid, my favorite food truck wasn’t there!

When crossing the street, my stroller wheels get stuck in the cable car tracks.

We couldn’t go to the zoo on Saturday because Dad’s Tesla didn’t have enough charge.

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Kelly migrated to San Francisco in 2009 after living in Chicago, Florida, and growing up in Texas. She is happy now to call the Bay Area her home. She is a licensed Physician Assistant and previously worked in OBGYN and Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery. With the support of her husband and college sweetheart, Rob, she took a break from medicine to do something more creative! In addition to running San Francisco Moms Blog, Kelly is mommy to Mr. Gavin and Mr. Byron. She is happy to be the princess of the house! When she is not working or chasing her boys, she loves cooking, college football, and spending time and traveling with her family.



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